Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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