Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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