do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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