Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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