She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
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