on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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