I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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