I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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