Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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