Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I stole a fireplace last night.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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