your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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