Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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