Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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