I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
two words...techno handjob
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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