Banned from zoo.
Again?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
