Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
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