theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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