The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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