Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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