garbage
garbage dick
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you win
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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