On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
you inspire me to be a worse person
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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