you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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