My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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