i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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