Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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