Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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