i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Holy shit dude........stairs
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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