woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
I think my moral compass just broke
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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