xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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