in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
cat food counts as protein by the way
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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