I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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