You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
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My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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