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• (209): View more from California

  dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

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  nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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• (831): View more from California

  yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd

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• (530): View more from California

  Those balls look pretty dangerous.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'

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• (315): View more from New York

  some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college

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• (516): View more from New York

  VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?

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  Locking that text forever.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .

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