It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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