Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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