Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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