If i come over, it means nothing
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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