what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
