he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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