don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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