he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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