ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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