Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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