At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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