party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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