batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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