Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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