Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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