He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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