Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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