Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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