Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
