it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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