Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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